Newfoundland Little Person

The testicles of a poor Newfoundland little person hurt and ached almost all the time. The little person went to the doctor and told him about his problem.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The little person dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the little person to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the little person to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once more.The doctor reached for his surgical scissors and snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side..........then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The little person was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the little person to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The little person was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.

The doctor said," How does that feel now?" The little person replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your rubber boots."